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The Mason Jar

The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate determination to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a comfortable position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her oral opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to accomplish properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also getting ready to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. Immediately after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.
"Darling would you enjoy an attempt at The Mason Jar tonight?"
The Mason Jar by cnunn1388 January 1, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026