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Bean Packer

A Bean Packer can also be a man at a resturant who packs burritos full of beans.
Fernando; MMMMMM i love this resturant. they have one hell of a bean packer in back
Pedro; Whats his name?

Fernando: Im not sure yet...
Pedro; Hmmm
Fernando;.... here he cums.
Pedro; Hes a bean packer for sure!!!!!
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
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Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
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Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
mugGet the Bean Packermug.

Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
mugGet the Bean Packermug.

Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.
Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
mugGet the Bean Packermug.

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