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The Marathon 

A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.

All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.

Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.

John: Howdya do though?

Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
The Marathon by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009
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The Marathon 

Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.
"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"
The Marathon by bigbaby420 October 8, 2013

The Marathon Man 

A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.
Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!

The Marathon Runner 

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
The Marathon Runner by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

running the marathon 

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".
"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

Running the marathon 

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket
He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon
Running the marathon by Walnutted January 18, 2023

London Marathon, the 

An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).
"London Marathon, the" - The Flora London Marathon
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