Definitions by Walnutted

Running the marathon 

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

Running the marathon by Walnutted January 18, 2023

Absolute fucking boys 

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what

Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys

Absolute fucking boys by Walnutted October 16, 2022