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The Man Child 

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
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The Man Child 

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man-Child 

Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:

1) Games like there's no tomorrow

2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child

3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you

4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements

5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed

6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
Oh look The Man-Child... Run!!!
Jeez Tom don't be The Man-Child aka a pain in the ass
The Man-Child by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018

Zay Zay The Manchild 

A smokinhot chad with W rizz on god no cap fr fr😏😏😏
Zay Zay The Manchild: walks by
Everyone: faints from his good looks