The Maik

A non SI unit which is used to measure the proportion of attractive female (or fit ones) of a university course. It scale goes from 0 to 1, 0 being no fit ones and 1 being only fit ones in a course.

If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre

John: "I want to do engineering in college"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"

The Maik by bolingollimbombo August 26, 2018

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The Maik Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem

Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there

The Maik Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

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The Maik (Stal) Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem

Speaker 1: I gave the cops the hollow point that shot Maike
Speaker 2: Wow, that is what The Maik (Stal) Mentality is all about

The Maik (Stal) Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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