The Maik

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A non SI unit which is used to measure the proportion of attractive female (or fit ones) of a university course. It scale goes from 0 to 1, 0 being no fit ones and 1 being only fit ones in a course.

If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre

John: "I want to do engineering in college"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"

The Maik by bolingollimbombo August 26, 2018

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The Maik Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem

Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there

The Maik Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

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The Maik (Stal) Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem

Speaker 1: I gave the cops the hollow point that shot Maike
Speaker 2: Wow, that is what The Maik (Stal) Mentality is all about

The Maik (Stal) Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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