The Maid Of The Mist

(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face

After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist

by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

maid of the mist

It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.

After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.

by Airehkuh May 20, 2016