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The Magic Trick

The deadly art of turning the lights off before sex and walking out of the room as your friend walks in making sure the girl is facing a window you can get to, you have your friend fuck the girl when she thinks it is you, you walk over to the window tap and wave shocking the girl.
Matt and I gave Misty "The Magic Trick" last night, I wish I got the look on her face on tape!

The Joker's Magic Trick 

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!
Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008