This is the ultimate sex move of all sex moves. You are fucking her hard while she holds her legs up then you grab the pillow. While she is distracted you another her with the pillow. (She may take this as horse play just keep going until she stops squirming). Next you beat the living shit out of her. Make sure to throw some elbow drops on there. After doing a lot of damage with your one sided fist fight pick her up and throw her out of the second story window. Run downstairs and find her where she lays and finish on her face. Lastly raise you hands and clam your victory.
"Mom why did you go to the hospital?"
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
by Yourmomsajoe February 3, 2020
Get the The MMAmug. by poquito beaner December 22, 2021
Get the MMAmug. Mixed martial arts. A hybrid of full contact striking and grappling styles (muay thai, wrestling, jiu-jitsu, etc...)
In North America, the most popular promoter of this sport is the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). In Japan, it is called Pride FC.
In North America, the most popular promoter of this sport is the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). In Japan, it is called Pride FC.
by Bullshido_Warrior November 19, 2004
Get the MMAmug. by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the MMAmug. by Gabe Fauber April 28, 2005
Get the MMAmug. stfu and mmas, skankpickle!
by Andrés el Chad January 1, 2009
Get the MMASmug. by Not Funnay January 12, 2011
Get the MMAmug.