MMA

MMA is acronym for Mixed Martial Arts. It is a full contact sport involving jiu Jitsu like grappling and Muay Thai type striking.

"What did you do during MMA practice yesterday?"
Me: "Well, we tested how close you can come to death without actually dying"

by Bella.fighter August 13, 2015

Mma guru

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

MMA Steve

A regular face you see at MMA classes, usually about twice a week, who you don't know but say hi to.

He is just another MMA Steve, comes in on tuesdays and thursdays

by GymMemberOfTheMonthAugust August 5, 2011

MMA whore

Someone on the GameFAQs message boards who marks messages only to have a high MMA.

My friend got banned because his message was marked by an MMA whore.

by spikeboy April 3, 2004

MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.

MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.

by dats2dope December 10, 2009

MMA Bandwagon

Bandwagon fan following of MMA or specifically the UFC due to it's gaing attention and so people want to be apart of it. Characteristics of a MMA Bandwagon fan would be someone you saw who a couple of months go that knew nothing of the sport, then all of sudden is seen wearing a "Tapout" or some other company's clothing in an attempt to look "with it" (even if he knows nothing of the sport and still calls MMA "UFC Fighting" or thinks Chuck Liddell is the indestructible shit).

Joe Rogan: "I swear to god I'm tired of these fuckin' MMA Bandwagon faggots. I can't tell you how many these idiots I see. They come to me like 'hey who do you think would win between Chuck Liddell and Fedor' and or 'I want to be a UFC fighter and want to train in UFC fighting' and I'm like....WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN IT!!"

by Kirk Hetfield July 18, 2009