The Lospollos

When you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy style

"I ran Lospollos on my girlfriend last night"
"He had The Lospollos ran on him"

by TheyLoveKasumi July 4, 2025

lospollos

Chubby 35 year old pathological liar that hasn’t streamed in over 3 months due to his large mass preventing him but getting up out of bed, the only thing that excites him is cheese curds and gambling. He’s also 5’3.

Damn lospollos sure is a lazy greaseball

by Ahvroo June 15, 2023

LosPollos Special

The act of kicking an uncircumcised man’s schlong until the cheese turns to cream, then giving that man a blowjob, creating an emulsion of cum and cheese once the man finishes. To be served as a dipping sauce.

Namesake: Wad did this at a party with another man in 19’

Person 1: Chad did a LosPollos Special at Derek’s Party
Person 2: No way, I should have went

by Lancerhandle August 24, 2025