The Last Guy 

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.

Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Guy by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010

The Last Guy 

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Guy by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy 

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy by NMguy January 22, 2012

Last guy on the bus 

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

Last guy on the bus by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time 

that phrase is another way of hiding ur true feeling for someone/crush. It is often used by teenagers when it comes to umjolo-the dating.

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time.

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time by Nicholas kani'ss December 3, 2021