The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.

Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
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The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010
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A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

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Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"
by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021
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Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.
She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
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