It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...
C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
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