The Lads from Leeds 

A tasteless, uncouth, loutish, mindless, randy, blokish, semi-literate bunch of Northern stag-doers in Eastern Europe.

Famed for ‘group ogling’ anything with female sex organs, loudly vocalising their lewd inner-thoughts across town squares and vomiting off The Charles Bridge in Prague.

Contains 6-12 male ‘adults’ between the ages of 16-42, usually including: Fat Stu (always throws pizza up all over himself, whilst talking drunken non-sense); Ash (confident, could talk his way out of a paper bag. Always guaranteed to get at least a blowy by the end of the night); Ant (has had a number of unsuccessful trials with non-league clubs. Now 24 years-old with dodgy knees - so it’s never going to happen - although you keep telling him it will); Ryan (absolute base pervert, will ‘do’ anything, always getting his c*ck out at inappropriate moments); Big Tone (broad accent, can’t understand a word he’s on about, drinks a lot of Guinness. Aged 42, twice divorced and looks weird being in a group of early twenty year olds and you don’t ask him what he ‘actually does’ when he keeps going to Thailand 6 times a year. Thinks he doesn’t look old, but does).

"The Lads from Leeds". Most 'Brits Abroad'. Anyone who has ever been to Tenegrief.

The Lads from Leeds by Quelmo Rodriquez June 19, 2010