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The Koehler

Masturbation technique in which you fondle your testicles while your erect penis is in a bottle and you are on all fours over a towel
Grayson had a ~hard~ time explaining to his dad what "The Koehler" was
by PigeonWithDownSyndrome February 14, 2018
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The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
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The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
by Zirellryk November 24, 2021
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