The Khan 

The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.

Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'?

Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.

The Khan by cptchopper August 25, 2008

The Khan 

The epitome of greatness, suppleness, ripeness, and bountifulness. We must all praise The Khan for his eternal greatness and provide gifts to display our affection for The Bountiful Khan. He is of the utmost ripeness, always ready for the harvest.

Person A: "Hey man, what's new?"
Person B: "Not much, I've just been preparing gifts to offer to The Khan."
Person A: "Oh, yeah – I need to do that too. He's been so supple to us lately, we shall praise The Khan!"

The Khan by WorshipperOfTheKhan November 10, 2009

The Khan 

The greatest of all humans, capable of extraordinary powers. Imitation and eternal love are The Khan's greatest strengths; perhaps, the source of his wizardly powers. The Khan sports a long wizard beard that has the ability to store many things. It is also the fluffiest and most comfortable beard to have ever existed and many farmers harvest its shining white hairs to use in different ways.

A common parting phrase for followers of The Khan is "may The Khan be with you"

Person 1: The Khan is my life.
Farmer: I agree, he provides wizard beard for our family throughout all seasons.
Person 2: May The Khan be with you.

The Khan by WizardlyBeard November 11, 2009

restart the khan academy 

Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.

Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.

restart the khan academy by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021

The Ghengis Khan

A sadistic sexual move which involves pouring salt into the orifice of a woman (or man) following intercourse, usually the anus. This is a homage to how Khan would pour salt in the earth and farmland in ther villages he would invade and plunder.

Yeah man, I totally got that skank back for cheating on my by doing the Ghengis Khan in her ass the other night.

The Ghengis Khan by A rash August 20, 2006

U-Khan the dance floor

To clear the dance floor in record time. Also Known as to Nergal the club.
Coined after New Zealand DJ U-Khan, better known as Nergal Youkhana.

The basic rule of DJing, Don't U-Khan the dance floor. No one likes shit music!

The club is pumping! Hey, where did everyone go? Man you just Nergal'd the dance floor!

U-Khan the dance floor by TNC April 10, 2012

Ayaan the rizzard khan 

Is a very sexy man very sexy he is so good at racing too. Like top 1% but his rizz is terrible like shambolic level rizz plus he gets no ladies the ladies he showed he were his cousins. Then he did a weird stare and decided to marry them - he said the sim city stare made him marry them but then he had children which was unnecessary now he’s calling them the rizzer and Adolfirizzard and the rizzard of buzz becuase hei magical powers were lost when he used his huge Pee pee. Please read this and understand how sexy but un rizzy this human specimen is. He has a big big big mind …. What were you thinking plus he likes big valumptious wome…. No that’s weird he likes cock —- yes he likes Nando’s 🫤

Ayyy ayyy ayyy ayaan the rizzard khan shush

Ayaan the rizzard khan by Shuuuush potato’s December 13, 2022