4 definitions by cptchopper

The Khan

The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.

Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'?

Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.

by cptchopper July 28, 2008

Khan

The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social sites such as facebook. Typically the Khan is performed by a shirtless male often covered in some sort of lubricant where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.

I checked out you facebook profile last night. That's a nice Khan your pulling on you profile picture.

by cptchopper July 11, 2008

Man-lube

A slang name for the type of high quality body oil needed to attain the degree shine necessary for professional looking naked or semi naked poses such as The Khan.

I checked out that pic of you Khaning. How much man-lube did you use to get that Shiny?

by cptchopper July 28, 2008

Khanivore

Someone that only eats things that are covered in oil.

Kyle: Do you want some of my sausage

Lance: I can't eat that, it's not nearly greasy enough.

Kyle: Greasy or not I love it. You're such a Khanivore.

by cptchopper September 2, 2008