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An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"
Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem
The Jude by Paczki12 October 29, 2020
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Shoving a tooth brush up your ass while fingering your self
the jude is shoving a tooth brush up your ass while fingering your self
the jude by Jason Ravera January 1, 2010

The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.
Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

jude the dude 

jude the dude is an absolute dude and his only goal is to SMASH
In smash ultimate that is
Look at jude the dude, what a cuck
jude the dude by b0nerman2000 February 13, 2019

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga
Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

Jude the Prude 

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy
P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!
Jude the Prude by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude the Dude 

A very hot attractive male who be lookin fine all da time.
Jude the Dude over there with all the ladies!
Jude the Dude by WifeHaver69_ March 20, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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