the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

the jaceman! by dp April 5, 2005

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The Jaceman!

The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.

Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?

The Jaceman! by MarcoPolo April 5, 2005

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The Hugh Jackman

Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.

Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"

Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"

Bro 1 "fo sho"

Bro 2 "skype me his name"

Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"

The Hugh Jackman by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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