The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.

When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.

by Peeves April 12, 2004

Imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.

PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” (JKR)

My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.

by Sidocali February 14, 2016

imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

imaginary friend

A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.

Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...

by BoB April 23, 2005

imaginary friend

a person you meet once in your lifetime when on vacation, but when the vacation is over you continue to keep in constant contact with each other via text, facebook, e-mail, post, phone calls, or all of the above.

Kyle: Who are you always texting dude?
John: My imaginary friend Julia.
Kyle: You mean that girl we met in Nebraska two summers ago?
John: Yeah, same one.

by TexasTiger August 10, 2011