The Honks
Woman: Excuse me!! Did you just squeeze my breast?!
Man: Sorry love, I have a bad case of the honks!!
Man: Sorry love, I have a bad case of the honks!!
The Honks by Dr Know Honks October 10, 2012
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what the honk
A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.
what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020
The Honest Vocal Coach
One of the most respected vocal coaches in all of stan Twitter. She is most known for her 3x Platinum single, “Don’t Call Me Angel”. Georgina can often be found ending fads and committing various hate crimes against the LGBT community.
The Honest Vocal Coach by a fad October 19, 2020
the hanks
the hanks by Steven Moseley December 31, 2007
The Honest Politician
The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.
Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?
Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.
Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.
Tom: Exactly.
The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009
The Honest Politician
When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."
The Honest Politician by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi October 21, 2015
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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