The Honks

The uncontrollable, irresistible urge to squeeze a woman's breasts.

Woman: Excuse me!! Did you just squeeze my breast?!
Man: Sorry love, I have a bad case of the honks!!

by Dr Know Honks October 10, 2012

The Honks

People of elite status by personal achievements or experiences

Jack:Kevin I heard you're a part of The Honks congratulations

Kevin:Yea thanks I finally became one

Jack:How can I become a Honk?

Kevin:I'm not sure but it's gotta be something impressive

by Yahonk December 16, 2013

what the honk

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.

Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”

by JuneApril September 25, 2020

The Honest Vocal Coach

One of the most respected vocal coaches in all of stan Twitter. She is most known for her 3x Platinum single, “Don’t Call Me Angel”. Georgina can often be found ending fads and committing various hate crimes against the LGBT community.

omf The Honest Vocal Coach just ended another f@g

by a fad October 19, 2020

the hanks

Anything that ailing you, baby.

Dis here will get the hanks off ya, playah.

by Steven Moseley December 31, 2007

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

by Tom912 February 20, 2009

The Honest Politician

The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.

When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."

by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi October 21, 2015