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the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches
Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.
the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches
Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.
the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

The Hobbler 

When you bring a girl home to have sex, and you hit it so hard, she hobbles out of your house!
Jeff, I saw The Hobbler leave this morning... I guess you had a great night!

The Hobbie Realms 

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)
The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026