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The High Life 

When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
I just lived the High Life!!

We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!
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Livin' the high life

1.) Enjoying the sweet elixir Miller High Life

2.) Being the envy of the town, being too cool for school

3.) Going through life from one bad ass event to the next
1.) "Gosh I'm thirsty, I really wish I could be livin' the high life right now."

2.) "Holy shit, have you seen his bright colored sunglasses? He must be livin' the high life."

3.) "I got kicked out of college for livin' the high life."