Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.
David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.
by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021
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