The Hewitt School

A school in Manhattan that produces unique young women who head down vaired pathways and are different than one another; much unlike the other cookie-cutter girls schools in the city. Addicts, Bosses, fashionistas, CEOs, Aesthetes, WOMEN = The Hewitt School alumnae.

If you lined up two girls from each girl's school in Manhattan you'd be able to choose the girls from the Hewitt School because they wouldn't look like robotic twins.

The Hewitt School by MPL, M.A. December 28, 2005

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The Hewitt School

Within a warm façade that blends into the museums and townhouses of Manhattan's Upper East Side, the young women of The Hewitt School are the center of an educational program that encourages independent thought and creativity. . .

BUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE, We Hewitt girls are NOT the hoes or sluts people from other private schools deem us to be. We are just as smart AND RICH AND HOT as those other dolls from Spence,Chapin,etc; and we're JUST as smart. We just know how to party better. AND, we attract the boys at all the parties =)Also, our athletics and academics are off the CHAIN.We end up being pretty successful and the MISS INDEPENDENT(s) that other all girl private schools envy.

Browning Guy:"Did you go to the party last night that The Hewitt School hosted?"
Collegiate Guy: "Hell yeah, you know those Hewitt girls party hard."

"Is that a Hewitt Girl?"
"Yeah"
"What college does she go to?"
"I dunno. probably an ivy."

IN A NUTSHELL: "HEWITT GIRLS DO IT BETTER."

The Hewitt School by HotHewittChick October 16, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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