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The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.
Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up
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The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.
I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.
The Haverford School by Allen202 August 20, 2017
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