The Hairies

A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.

Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.

They could also be considered modern day hippies.

the kids wearing jumpers in summer with the long hair, that's the Hairies.

The Hairies by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Feeding the hairless pony 

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

Feeding the hairless pony by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time 

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021