The Hackeysack

1. This is the term used to describe having sex with your girl and you both have chest colds. Deprived of oxygen and in the throws of passion you both break out into a frenzy of dry hacking just before you nut.
2. Uncontrollable hacking and coughing while making out with your partner, but because it feels so dam good you continue even though your about to pass out and have a stroke.

Me and my girl have both been sick this week, last night while watchin tv we did the hackeysack... then called 911 cuz we couldnt breathe.

The Hackeysack by Master Gi December 24, 2017

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What The Hackysack

A phrase meaning What the heck but more aggressive.

Miranda: I slept with your father
Nick: What the hackysack, How could you.

What The Hackysack by Nigglywiggly0630 May 25, 2020

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