The HONZ is a badass who hates fags and people who act like pussys. don't piss off the HONZ or you might wake up broken glass shoved in your eyes. The HONZ will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.
by Eric Robotnick October 19, 2009
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first he sets fire to the holz in front of your hittn,
and then he'll fuck you from behind so that your tits will set fire to your bed, which in turn will set fire to your house, which in turn will set fire to your hometown, which he will douze with his man milk.
and now get down on your knees
first he sets fire to the holz in front of your hittn,
and then he'll fuck you from behind so that your tits will set fire to your bed, which in turn will set fire to your house, which in turn will set fire to your hometown, which he will douze with his man milk.
and now get down on your knees
chick a: man i was with the honz yesterday.
chick b: did hedo "the southtyrolean honzfire" with you?
chick a: you betcha. can i stay with you until i find a new place to live?
chick b: did hedo "the southtyrolean honzfire" with you?
chick a: you betcha. can i stay with you until i find a new place to live?
by the legend of the honz October 15, 2011
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