The Guvna

A mysterious group of prophetic gentlemen that hide in the shadows and wait for unsuspecting older women to make sexual contact. Then they sue her ass. With the collected fortune, they buy movie studios, various gold objects, and women. It is rumored that the group involved are descendents of Christ himself, and have also been noted to wear long black top hats.

Johnathan :"Wow! Did you hear the english intern got sued?"

Andy: "Yeah... It must be The Guvna again... Those greedy bastards..."

The Guvna by Johnathan Milovac June 13, 2007

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In Burmingham they love the govna

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hoo-hoo yeah in burmingham they love the govna said sarah

In Burmingham they love the govna by Unnus Anus anonymous April 22, 2022

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the gunnar

can only be done if you are a teacher.

Try to kill one of your students because he/she sat on a spider. It is imperedive that you dont succed in your plan, and you ultimately get killed by an iron pole, which a guy named jason bottleflipped in you head.

"I think our teacher is about to do the gunnar"

the gunnar by muslim_jesus August 19, 2019

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The Gunnar B ©

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.

The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!

The Gunnar B © by certifiedagent December 7, 2023