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The Green Lantern 

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.
Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.

The Green Lantern 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
The Green Lantern by jakebeale July 26, 2019

The green lantern 

When you get some vomit spit it in your girls eye and then shine a torch in her eye

The green latern 

When, during sexual intercourse, you put on a green latern cock ring and preceed scream the green latern oath as you use the cock ring as an anal bead
Me and Amy wanted to try something spicy, so we did the Green Latern last night.
The green latern by S dustbin April 10, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026