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The Gongoozler 

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
The Gongoozler by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths
The Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

the gongoozler 

The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.
hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
the gongoozler by lolmountian October 11, 2020

the gongoozler 

The thing that Ethan Nestor becomes at night
the gongoozler by eefleef October 11, 2020

The Gon-Goozler 

You are gonna die Mark
you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler
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