The Gland Tour

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When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

The Gland Tour by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

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the grand tour

The Grand Tour is a british motoring show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May which is funded by Amazon.

It is better than Top Gear.

It will always be.

The Grand Tour is and will always be better than Top Gear.

the grand tour by jeezus123 May 25, 2016

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The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.

If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.

The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.

The Grand Tour by sebacostamr May 5, 2019

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The Grand Tour

When one invites a girl to his house, and has sex with her in every single room. Thus giving her, The Grand Tour

So my mates mum came around last night, I couldn't help but give her The Grand Tour of my new house...

The Grand Tour by Steelo85 July 28, 2019

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The Grand Tour

Hardcore sex where the female partner screams out of ultimate and transcendent pleasure and orgasms multiple times.

I took her and her sister on The Grand Tour.

The Grand Tour by MuchUnknownWow June 12, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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