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the future 

used to describe something that's generally regarded as cool, fun or having good value.
Dude almonds are the future
the future by penice21 March 26, 2019

The Future 

1.Greatness set to happen in the distant Future
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games
1. Dude in 3 years The NY Jets will win the SuperBowl


2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"
The Future by J.O. Wall January 12, 2009

The Future 

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.
The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

The future embrace 

Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan
"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"

The Future Kings of Nowhere 

A band that almost nobody knows of, despite the fact that they are so incredibly talented.

I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
Person A: Hey, have you heard of The Future Kings of Nowhere?

Person B: Um...no.

Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*

Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.

the future race 

The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.
Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.

Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.
the future race by lagSpleen April 30, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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