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Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

A case of the fuck-its 

Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.
After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.

the fuck its 

The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.
Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.
the fuck its by meher1312 April 27, 2011

the fuck its 

when you dont feel like doing something
greg wanted me to help him build his pool today but i got a case of the fuck its and didnt want to
the fuck its by travelsizedjoe August 1, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026