When, before engaging in anal sex with a female, you gizz in a newspaper and wrap it up. Then prepare a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Once you are doing the girl from behind, while eating the cereal, you scream "SNIFF FIRE!"... confused, the girl will most likely turn around. When she does so, you grab the newspaper and hit her across the face with it, exploding the load on her face.
by 2smart August 1, 2006
by 9 out of 10 experts October 26, 2008
A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.
"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
by JackJonJason November 27, 2008
by Bungalow Bill November 17, 2001
by Lily Moriarty February 15, 2005
1- To be a fool, unintellegent, believing one has more intellegence than one really has.
2- To act or behave older than one actually is
3- To be very gulliable, ignorant
2- To act or behave older than one actually is
3- To be very gulliable, ignorant
1- "Jane fell into the fountain while trying to steal coins. Foolio!"
2- "Those fifth graders are wearing make up and purses, they're not even teenagers yet. Foolios!"
3- "Dan handed in his assignment on male anatomy to his math teacher 'cause Bill told him to. Bill made him look like such a foolio!"
2- "Those fifth graders are wearing make up and purses, they're not even teenagers yet. Foolios!"
3- "Dan handed in his assignment on male anatomy to his math teacher 'cause Bill told him to. Bill made him look like such a foolio!"
by Cheaplaves March 14, 2005