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The Flailing Eli 

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
The Flailing Eli by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011

the flailing

A term for the overpowering feeling of “who am I, now? Now that I’m ALONE?” that typically accompanies the demise of a long-term relationship.
Matt and Amber bonded over their shared post-divorce struggles with the flailing
the flailing by Wyntyr February 2, 2019

flail the fox 

The average jock will flail the fox thrice daily.
Fox flailer! (insult)
flail the fox by ikebab September 7, 2009

The Human Flail 

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
The Human Flail by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016