The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.

My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!

the fed by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

the fed

Shows up after four stars.

Oh shit, I shouldn't have blown up all those Crown Vics. Now the fed is after my ass!

the fed by Hablacraja June 17, 2004

the fed

In economics, short for the Federal Reserve Bank, a government institution which oversees monetary policy and banking. www.federalreserve.gov on the web.

As such, a horrifyingly boring subject to study at length.

The Fed is expected to raise interest rates at the end of the month.

the fed by lousypunk June 17, 2004

the fed

the police

"shit the feds r cumin run!"

the fed by spider June 17, 2004

the fed

"The fed" is a way of saying gossip or low-down. It can also mean whats up.

1. Hey guys, what's the fed?

the fed by Natalie June 16, 2004