Skip to main content

The Expendables 

A film that has so much kickassery and so many explosions, you barely know whats going on nor care about the story line. All you know apon leaving the cinema is that you just watched something truely awesome and that you now need a gym membership... and a knife... and a tattoo. i vaguely remember there being Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crew and basically every other action man you can imagine... and some wrestlers.
'hey man you seen The Expendables?'

'yeah man that shits awesome, why do you think im in the gym?
The Expendables by Dick Tricklers December 15, 2010
The Expendables mug front
Get the The Expendables mug.
See more merch

The Expendables 

Geoff Weers, Adam Patterson, Raul Bianchi, and Ryan DeMars.
4 extremely hot guys that play awesome music. From Santa Cruz, CA.
Listen to The Expendables... because they fucken rock!
Visit: www.theexpendables.net
Geoff Weers is hot, and he is from The Expendables.
The Expendables by Sarah April 25, 2005

The Expendabalds 

The Expendabalds are an elite group of bald Tobys conceived to root out and destroy enemies of his High Holiness, Lord Teezus. Operating under the stewardship of TFlowerFitness himself, the Expendabalds' wide array of skills includes assassinations, espionage, Government destabalisation and marauding females. In 2023, following outcry from Iron Popat that the group liked diversity, the Expendabalds recruited Toberella into their ranks. She has over 200 confirmed kills to date, and has seduced and secured information from some of the world's most powerful men.

If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.
Jeepers Batman, it's the Expendabalds!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026