The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives

I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

The European Wank by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020

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