The Europe Test

Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.

Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.

The Europe Test by Peter Urban August 11, 2009

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The Europe Test

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.

My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.

The Europe Test by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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