The Erik

"The Erik" is when you pretend to be shy and a super sweet, nice and genuine guy. Then as soon as you pump a misguided bitch full of your jizz you change your phone number and e-mail adress.

Guy 1: This bitch was always wanting to talk to me about ehr problems and shit.

Guy 2: So what u do?

Guy 1, I pulled The Erik, pretended to be a support for her untill she was full of my jizz, then i kicked her ass out of my bed hahaha.

The Erik by Ami Diab February 28, 2011

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

Erik the red 

A viking guy who killed a shit load of guys and then went to greenland since he got kicked out of too many places

a cat named Erik the red

Erik the red by cat killer #87 November 8, 2010

erik the fat one 

Is a fat kid who loves gay porn and rapes little boys

That is Erik the fat one

erik the fat one by Ppppppppp12345 December 8, 2013

The Eager Erik 

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

The Eager Erik by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

Erik the Turtle 

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

Erik the Turtle by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

erik the catnip king

Obsessed to deadpaul.. twinky fag..

-Sounds cool, sounds awesome, most definitely sound lavish.

"You are such an erik the catnip king!"

erik the catnip king by T-issue July 17, 2023