The Erik

"The Erik" is when you pretend to be shy and a super sweet, nice and genuine guy. Then as soon as you pump a misguided bitch full of your jizz you change your phone number and e-mail adress.

Guy 1: This bitch was always wanting to talk to me about ehr problems and shit.

Guy 2: So what u do?

Guy 1, I pulled The Erik, pretended to be a support for her untill she was full of my jizz, then i kicked her ass out of my bed hahaha.

by Ami Diab February 28, 2011

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Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

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Erik the red

A viking guy who killed a shit load of guys and then went to greenland since he got kicked out of too many places

a cat named Erik the red

by cat killer #87 November 8, 2010

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erik the fat one

Is a fat kid who loves gay porn and rapes little boys

That is Erik the fat one

by Ppppppppp12345 December 8, 2013

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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

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