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the elder scrolls 

The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim
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The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion

The single greatest PC, PS3, and XBOX360 game ever. It had great graphics for its time, an immense amount of quests and secrets, and will steal your life.
me: "The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion stole 6 months of my life, but it was worth it."

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

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The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.
Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.
The Elder Scrolls Online by Dovahkin December 18, 2012
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