The Dooche
A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.
The Dooche by Shondocker November 12, 2004
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The Douchebag Theory
The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.
The Douchebag Theory by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011
Luck of the Douche
Luck of the Douche by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007
Drinkin from the douchebag
When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Drinkin from the douchebag by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.
Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016
the douche
someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!
the douche by Green Luigi August 17, 2006
PoePouche The Douche
PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."
PoePouche The Douche by Poehater626 December 4, 2018