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The Dianne 

A cheap but effective drink that will get you royally blitzed off your rocker. The traditional form usually consists of 3/4 Coconut Parrot Bay and 1/4 lemonade. Another popular form is morning tea mixed with your go to cheap shitty vodka preferably Caldwells. Results may vary from blacking out and doing stupid shit to sleeping with people who are 3x older than you or half your age. Appropriately named after a hardass who knows how to booze.
Johnny housed The Dianne in an hour and needless to say woke up naked in the park with multiple cougar numbers in his phone.

Ted got lit off of a Dianne and proceeded to shit off a balcony railing.
The Dianne by patpoppa369 April 30, 2011
Words you can keep

ringing the dinner bell 

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.
ringing the dinner bell by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

The Dinner Club 

A small group of roughly ten members that meets regularly on Friday evenings around a heaping platter of steak, chalupas, Diet Coke and Mentos, or any other notably manly dinner entree (usually prepared by a restaurant of some kind). Dinner locations are chosen prior to the meetings, and can range anywhere from Taco Bell to IHOP, depending on current funds and transportation availability.
Post-dinner, members will take anywhere from five to ten minutes within the parking lot discussing what type of shenanigans will ensue. Activities amongst members include (but are not limited to) hedgediving, octopus-hot-sauce-tomfoolery, moving benches, replacing desktop wallpapers, football, launching frozen rice, Scattegories, shopping cart races, nature walks, jumping on poo covered trampolines, lawl-she's-so-hot conversations, munging, munging with teachers, mung offs, Nintendo DS battles, kitten huffing, Tenacious D lipsinkage, defecating on grills, cutting ourselves (on gravel), wenis yanking, kidney poking, going richter, consuming Boss Sauce, loitering, breaking curfew, making horrible Wii puns, street racing, holding indepth discussions about topics that don't have much depth, Slim Jimming, walking down memory lane, glass bottle basketball, loving Little Girls, and anomously cybering with said girls (and by "said girls" we mean "a medieval Knight").

See awesome.
Also see batshit crazy.
Thirdly, see safety.
Finally, if you are not currently a member of TDC, please see gtfo.
All your base are belong to The Dinner Club.
The Dinner Club by The Dinner Club February 28, 2007

The Diane Rehm Show 

a call-in show based in the United States that aired nationally on NPR (National Public Radio).
Diane took over as host in 1979, and the show became The Diane Rehm Show in 1984
A sexual position when your name is Diane where you lay in the fetal position and pray to your maker while your husband impales you with his large penis.
Babe, Can we do the Diane tonight?
The Diane by Threeurns August 17, 2023

The dirty dinner 

The act of not bothering to wash off your genitals between different partners so the last one of the day gets what we call "the dirty dinner"
Man I swear that chick had eaten a barrel of cat shit. She must have got the dirty dinner tonight id bet.
The dirty dinner by Whiteboy502 August 24, 2019

The Italian Dinner 

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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