Danne

A cool and strong dude

he is fucking awesome

he wrestles bears at day and at night and he kills vampires his arms tied to his back

Danne is cool

Danne by Gunnar-gunnarsson February 13, 2010

Danne

Danne was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming him Danne after her father.

Danne was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Danne Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or DIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

Danne is the richest person in the world

Danne by HOHOHOHOHOOHHHcrack-whore October 1, 2021

danne

danne is a big boy bb and hie doset mes arund! he is to good att cess and to bad att byeni fidger toys he is very sad rely deprest for no resen

danne is her

danne by lodloking January 25, 2022

Danne

Hottest bitch alive, sexy motherfucker, probably short, genius, best grades ever, best human being ever created. Danne belongs in a higher plane than everyone around her, she than everyone else.

you're being such a Danne these days

Danne by anonymous April 29, 2022

Danne Stråhed

The best musician that ever lived. He is a living legend that have made famous songs as: Halleda, Singoalla, 13 rätt and cykelen är nyckelen

Person 1# do you want to listen to some music?
Person 2# Yeah, what about Danne Stråhed?
Person 1# Yes, he is God after all.

Danne Stråhed by Magmamonstret November 7, 2018

4th gen dance prodigy 

The 4th Gen Dance Prodigy is no other than the one and only NI-KI of ENHYPEN. He memorizes choreos in minutes, played the mini version of Key from SHINee during their tour, was praised by Michael Jackson’s choreographer, went viral in Japan for being the “Mini Michael Jackson”, went to a dance academy when he was 5, held his own workshops and has mastered several different dance styles. Despite being only 15 years old only we can proudly announce that ENHYPEN NISHIMURA RIKI IS THE 4TH GEN DANCE PRODIGY !

“I think ENHYPEN NI-KI is one of the best dancers of the next generation!”
“OFC MF HE’S THE 4TH GEN DANCE PRODIGY”

4th gen dance prodigy by nishiking July 22, 2021

Dance King, Dance God

Park Jimin, main dancer and lead vocalist of boy group BTS.
Jimin is know for beautiful dance lines. Very versatile dancer. He manages to deliver emotions of any concept through his graceful yet powerful dance moves. Has received National honour for his fan dance performance.

Waiting for year end shows to see our dance king, dance god perform solo masterpiece

Dance King, Dance God by Lantern7 January 13, 2021