The D to P is also refered as the Dick to Pussy Ratio.
You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."
by Joseph Tourville December 28, 2007

by ur my hero April 03, 2008

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.
Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
Marriott D in P = 0%.
Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

by Captain Dungheap June 14, 2006

by ShayCarl's #1 fan March 17, 2011

"I ain't on the guest list, I ain't V. I. P. - I snuck in the exit, learned to D - I - P!" Redman - Let's get Dirty.
by Ultron November 24, 2003
