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The Cyr

a drinking tool that involves PBC pipes in an L-shape with a peice of tubing that runs through it. A bottled beverage is then placed upside down onto the pipe with the tube inside, a fellow drunker then blows into the tube, shooting the beer down your throat.
"Dude, I tried THE CYR last night and almost blew up my stomach, but ohhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaan it was awesome."
by sexy time4u June 7, 2008
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The Cyris

A sex position in which you try to fuck as many people as you can at once, typically with astronomical success.
Guy 1: "Bro, did you see Josh last night with all those girls in his house?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he mastered the Cyris, they all left his house at once soon after, and they thought they just visited Heaven.
by Killer Bean 69 January 1, 2020
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The Cyrano

When you sit on her face, simultaneously forcing her to teabag your balls while her nose stimulates your prostate. A solid first date move.
She ordered the lobster, I ordered the Cyrano. Checkmate.
by Chief Sandwich Officer Brady September 25, 2018
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The Miley Cyrus

the act of a male having a penis enter into his rectum while simultaneously putting his penis in a vagina...THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Man i sure did enjoy that The Miley Cyrus last night, i didn't even need the 3D glasses.
by ThaneR May 17, 2008
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The Miley Cyrus

The new STD for 2015, (1) Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Chlamydia mixed together, (3) twerking may or may not give temporary relief of symptoms,
Joe: you don't wanna mess around with that girl!
Tom: Man she is hot, I want me some of that.
Joe: Oh no you don't, she gots The Miley Cyrus
by your sponcer January 8, 2015
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010
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Cyrus the Bear

Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.

Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.

Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!

-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
by dangerousbob April 1, 2007
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