The Cross Cross 

The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.

"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."

The Cross Cross by That one snowflake April 4, 2018

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

Nail me to the cross 

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020

Get off the cross 

Get off the cross is a way of telling people off for presenting themselves as the victim or how bad things are.

It was also the debut album of the band Firewater.

"I'm telling you man I'm doin' all the work around here and everybody hates me for it!"

"Get off the cross dude, you're not the only who has chores."

Get off the cross by Freudian Fellow January 30, 2014

in the cross-hairs 

aimed at with a weapon

He was in the cross-hairs but was not afraid to fight back.

in the cross-hairs by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2009

on the cross 

behaving as though you're a martyr, the victim of an injustice, and doing it in a self-righteous way, as though you're the only one who has suffered
(the phrase is a sarcastic reference to Jesus being on the cross, the idea being "You think you're an innocent victim, like Jesus on the cross? Who do you think you are?")

situation: Person A has been trying to set up a conversation with Person B, to have a conversation about an important issue that affects a family member (Person C), but Person B has been attacking Person A for his faults, instead of focusing on understanding the family member's challenge - Person B is putting himself "on the cross" instead of helping to solve the problem
"Who do you think you are? Is this about my faults, or are we talking about helping Person C? You give me a call when you get off the cross, and we'll talk more then. Meanwhile, I'll get to work on my own."

on the cross by fj190 July 22, 2016

the cross 

Kings Cross, Sydney Australia.
Notorious for heroin, murders and being a 'Red Light' District.

Cross Junkie: "Let's go score sum heroin in the cross."
Cross Pimp: "Yeah, we'll buy sum pussy on the way back."

the cross by Diego August 29, 2003